Oh, the insanity!

I'm breaking my tradition of posting once per month. You are probably all beside yourselves with joy. What prompted such an occasion can be summed up in two words: school lunch. Ah, the glory days of mystery meat covered in slop that jiggled in a disturbing way! I know all of you wish you could go back to those days.

Well, I have....sort of. I do eat school lunch everyday. Admittedly, I often grab a salad at the salad bar because of a) time and b) my picky eating habits. However, the origin of the pickiness isn't what you think. Here is this week's lunch menu (hopefully you can read it):


This is a typical lunch menu. My school is crazy.